The Shadow men

The shadow men were here with her “getaway” Jenny screamed “getaway” she sobbed.

A metallic whisper in the distance said “were here were coming” what was that she hoped it was her imagination

She hoped with her thumping heart.

Jenny was breaking down with fear the red eyes had disappeared she searched for them they reappeared

“We are behind you”.

Jenny jerked her head swiftly to the opposite direction

A blubbery tentacle touched her neck almost caressing her

Were here we’ve got you got you dear she screamed and woke up in her safe warm bed thank god it was over

Or was it…..

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michael mcintyre interview ( it is made up obviously derp)

Michael walked in with his navy blue suit with a pink silk shirt he looked rather smooth in this obviously expensive suit.

I started the interview by asking the first question

“I heard a few years ago you slipped on stage and dislocated your shoulder”

“It was really quite painful obviously being a comedian the audience laughed as they thought it was part of my act but I was genuinely in pain”.

I assume your interest in showbiz came from your parents?

Not really, I originally tried script writing but it wasn’t for me so I started comedy and it took off from there.

“You have had lots fame since your first DVD didn’t you”?

My first DVD was the fastest selling debut stand up, I was really proud of myself.

I still think my greatest achievement out of many was my time in top gear as I appeared as a star in reasonably priced car, I managed to get round in 48.7 seconds”.

How is your marriage going with kitty?

Absolutely fine I’m really quite happy she is in my opinion the best wife I could ever ask for

You have two children already are you going two have more or not

I’m fine with Lucas and Oscar plus kitty would really kick my arse if I put her thought that again.

Give me an example you have said on stage

Ok this is one of my favorites I got many laughs of the audience at the Apollo theatre; this was by far the biggest laugh.

“My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with…she read hers out and there were no surprises…1 George Clooney…2 Brad Pitt etc…I thought ‘I’ve got the better deal here’…1 Your sister”

I can see why the audience loves you that joke was absolutely hilarious I assume after a while for you the jokes get rather boring telling them a lot.

Certain ones do but there is the odd one that brings a smile to my face and I chuckle

Do you ever tell jokes at home or when you are out?

Not when the children are up because some are inappropriate but I tell them to my wife because she is my most constructive critic she tells me where I went wrong or whether it was funny or not and my wife was the one that helped me improve the most.

I heard the big swanky limo pull up and we shook hands he left to go back to his home and loving family.

this is a blog about blogging

this is a blog about blogging and im blogging for blogging sake so my view on blogging is it is a good way to blog your views to other bloggers i think blogging is fun because you can blog anything you want this is why im blogging, blogging is also a good way to blog off steam about others who diss your blog because there jealous of how awesome your blog is when there blogs are not usually decent blogs but there some exceptions when other blogger's skills at blogging are far superior to your blogging skills but that rarely happens because your blogger blogging skils are epic.

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because so far my blog has mentioned  blogging related stuff 22 times (24 now) im now going to continue my rant about blogging  for blogging sake even though im sure your sick and bored by now arggh well im going to stop blogging now. blog related stuff

blogging related stuff has been mentioned a  grand blogging history total of ...... 41 times

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my review on red dead redemption

Red Dead Redemption review!

‘Red Dead Redemption’ is an outstanding game base in the western times of 1911 which means you will see duels at high noon and pub brawls but in-between all this violence there are more relaxed features such as poker.

You will be playing as a reforming hardened outlaw John Marston, the art in this game is beyond belief and the looks are very believable compared to other similar games such as ‘Borderlands’, the story line is engaging and fun to play.

But in amongst all this sweet goodness there is a bad side to this game such as what are you meant to do after you have completed the game and the multiplayer modes are rather confusing as what to do. The more finer points of this game is the way minor characters take quite big parts in the missions you do they may help you with tasks at hand more than if you were playing the game ‘Fable II’.

On the other hand there is not a lot of tension built up during mission which should have tension however the game has some very memorable moments no spoilers included.

More bad points of this game is it is very similar to ‘GTA IV’ with the character of John Marston and the character of Nikko Bellic they are both reforming outlaws they both have left there wives and are both very protective of the closer characters however this does show how realistic this game is with the emotions and expressions put in.

So in conclusion this game is very worth while if you are a fan of the RPG games but if RPG’s aren’t your style you are missing out on a great game!